Текст песни Time Lord and the TARDIS - Слэшер

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In love, married, a child or even two children
Brutal, like Chuck Norris among military doctors.
Or maybe a womanizer and a playboy
I go for a legend with a "beard"

I'm part of a huge project, a popular show
Star of a TV series, musical or even a director,
I play in a band with my brother,
Or on a soccer team among sweaty men ...

CHORUS:
I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
And you will write
Compose, paint,
That I'm with him.

I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
At night, in the morning and in the afternoon
You dream about one thing ...
About one thing.

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In my words, you pick mostly common sense
Deeply forgetting about what can and cannot be.
Nasty things are just a drop in the ocean
You should have seen the fanfiction.

From all the cracks and straight to the forehead, nts-shny content flies:
Oh my god, mom, mom ... remove the internet.
I will not forget the day when I saw all this!
Why me? Why not Bieber? ...

CHORUS:
I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
And you will write
Compose, paint,
That I'm with him.

I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
At night, in the morning and in the afternoon
You dream about one thing ...
About my coming out.

BRIDGE:
Hey!
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Not gay! Not gay!
Na-na-na-natural
Na-na-na-natural
Not gay! Not gay!

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Towards the evening after a long and hard day
I walk around the house dirty evil in my favorite panties.
Am I asking for much?
Respect me and my family.

CHORUS (2x)
I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
And you will write
Compose, paint,
That I'm with him.

I'm not gay but you're still a slasher
At night, in the morning and in the afternoon
You dream about one thing ...
About my coming out.
... fanfic.