Текст песни TheBrianMaps - Как списать ЕГЭ

Tired of the fucking exam and GIA?
Do you want to do nothing and not write to 2?
Do you want to bring your phone to the exam?
Or do you want to put on a bra and hide all the cribs in it?
Maybe you want to know the exact answer?
How to pass exams?
To write off or not?
I'll answer all questions right now
Follow them and you can write off the exam without questions!
If mom makes you do and write homework,
Then write off everything from GDZ while she ironing her shirt.
And if suddenly the teacher sets you on fire-
then punch her in the face and she will give you 5
If the tutor does not understand clearly,
Says you're dumb and obscene
then take a laxative and sprinkle it in coffee-
5 minutes pass and you are already free.
It is necessary to rivet spurs faster
so that you can not screw up the exam
Do spurs do spurs do spurs do spurs
spurs spurs spurs!
Rivet the spurs soon!
Use the trick but don't screw it up!
Do not try to teach something, this is not our option,
After all, you and I are dodgers -
And to cheat you need talent!
I'll climb into the director's office at night
And I will steal the answers to tickets there
I don't want to teach hello to teachers fiery
Now I have the answers for the exams!
That's all advice now you are on the exam
Use everything wisely and preferably without pale
But if the evil teacher nevertheless notices you,
Then after the exam, hit her on the weight and bury her in the backyard
And when you come home
The outfit and the prosecutor will kindly wait there
They will bind you
And you will go to the colony
GOOD!
Where teenagers will beat you for 15 years.
Heh!