Текст песни The road to Hogwarts - Человек-Пылесос

Seryoga Engineer Engine Depot,
wholeheartedly hated evil from birth
By nature Truly having golden hands
At work, when toil from boredom
From Coca Cola, and cutlets,
Collecting anti-tank missiles
And From Snickers, and the latex condom
Could create conditions for a mini-nuclear explosion
In short, absolutely unique
Collecting weapons from absolutely anything
But otherwise everything is like people
Raised two little daughters
After work at home, his beautiful wife is waiting for him.
She cooks dinner and nurses the kids she
But peace and happiness were shattered
An obsessive fear for loved ones appeared on my heart
What our glorious, kind street has turned into
Here you will no longer see a single Russian face
Hordes of black captured our good city
And with her crime, violence and tons of drugs
And in the morning we wake up every time
under the mule call for morning prayer
Now for the silver pectoral cross
This is a reason to be killed for these places.
Now scary times have come
Darkened over our city
Once out on the street with his wife and daughters
They flew bottles, stick stones
The road was blocked by a huge screaming crowd
Animal hari with white foam at the mouth
In the hands of sticks, bats, hammers and knives.
Hey why are your women without burqa
We give you three days
so you leave with our land
Serge without thinking about this ultimatum
Answered in Russian, fuck bitches went
A flock of macaques did not expect such an answer.
Seryoga not Meshkaya registered the first in ebony
And using a seal from an embossed tooth
Instantly built a smoke bomb
There was an explosion under a smoke screen
Seryoga with his wife and children disappeared

Van, Vant Tu Free, Dude
Welcome to brother bitch three
May holy vengeance come true !!
Collect weapons from what is!
TV plus microwave
It turns out super laser rifle
Vantus plus toilet freshener
Now it's a meganuclear ashtray
Electric kettle, pot and glass wool
It turns fragmentation atomic grenade
Fridge plus plaque from the belt
Now it's a bulletproof nano-armor
Tape recorder with computer disassembled
Now it's a microfrequency machine gun
The vacuum cleaner that was in the attic alone
Has become the engine for supersonic hyperturbines
Van, van tu free
Starts brother bitch three
Dude remember no fisted fist
Never be able to defeat pumped brains

While Seryoga cleared his area
And put things back in it
Cyborg Army and Doctor Evil
decided to make an insidious zapadlo
On the first channel on the air
Announced that captures this sinful world
The sad outcome of fate is predetermined
From now on, all the people around his slave
Resistance is useless, it will be punished
I order all bitches to surrender immediately
But destined for him to commit self-suction
After all, a vacuum cleaner is already following him

Van, Vant Tu Free, Dude
Welcome to brother bitch three
May holy revenge be done !!
Collect weapons from what is!
TV plus microwave
It turns out super laser rifle
Vantus plus toilet freshener
Now it's a mega-nuclear incinerator
Electric kettle, pot and glass wool
It turns fragmentation atomic grenade
Fridge plus plaque from the belt
Now it's a bulletproof nano-armor
Tape recorder with computer disassembled
Now it's a microfrequency machine gun
The vacuum cleaner that lay in the attic alone
Has become the engine for supersonic hyperturbines
Van, van tu free
Starts brother bitch three
Dude remember that no evil in the world
Will never be able to defeat good

Sos sos sos honking sos
A man in a hurry to help a vacuum cleaner
Somewhere in the ocean a ship is sinking
Hurts a huge airship
Passenger plane crashes to the ground
Vacuum cleaner man must save