I always enjoy a good conversation
about politics, the state of the nation
something that can hold my undivided attention
But those jeans you've got
make you look attractive
No, they do not
make your ass look massive
Could you pick a topic
that makes you seem more vapid
Your painful jokes are less than appealing
They hurt so bad that i need se**** healing
So, when you think that i'm sincerity fakin'
Remember I only like you when you're naked
You're strugglin' to keep my fading interest
How much more wasted time will i invest?
So i will start makin' eye contact with your breasts
No, I haven't seen the latest installment
of Grey's Anatomy - I offer no comment
Do you think before you unleash this verbal vomit?
I've met girls both smart and funny
but you fall under neither category
So, when you start to see my sanity breakin'
Remember I only like you when you're naked
*Whistle*
When we're naked it's much more fun
You're makin' better usage of your tongue
So, when my response is flaky
Remember I only like you when you're nakey
