Ed was chosen by the Overseer
A paragon who had no peer
A champion who'd never lost a fight
Well old Ed walked out of vault thirteen
with extra ammo and a full canteen
To the west he could see a nature light
Ed left the cave but to his surprise
The sun burned his skin and blinded his eyes
he stumbled back to the vault thirteen's outer door
But he discovered he wasn't alone
The giant rats ate him right down to the bone
And his remains stayed there on the cold stone floor
No one knows what became of old Ed
They assumed he was stone cold dead
Years later Deathclaws came and dragged his bones away
Next to leave would be the ol' Vault Dweller
A tale known well to this storyteller
But that is a story for another day