[Intro: JO & Jupiter + Friends]
That girl man…
The one that gave you six digits?
It was five, man… it’s even worse cause it was five
*Laughter*
Ah, man… I got a good one, I got a good one. I gotta tell you dudes about these girls, man. Gotta tell a little story…
And it goes like this…
What we gonna do right now…
What we gonna do right now…
What we gonna do right now…
What we gonna do…
[Hook: Jupiter Jim]
I met her up town while we was back stage
Man on the side that she tried to downplay
I'd tell her “What's up,” she told me she was down
I let her in my heart, and then she moved out
[Verse 1: Jupiter Jim]
Remember this girl, we gonna call Ella
Felt herself, wasn’t nothing you could tell her
If I was gonna keep her, I’ma need more venues
Always got the most expensive thing on the menu
I was like chill… forreal…
I need a new girlfriend, not a new bill
She already mad cause she couldn’t wear heels
Cause I was so short and she knew how I feel
Then I said gotta cool down on the spending
Only thing I can pay you is attention
My pockets is broke and you sure can’t fix them
And that’s when she took off like Blitzen…
[Hook: Jupiter Jim]
I met her up town
While we was back stage
Man on the side that she tried to downplay
I told her “what’s up?”
She said that she was down
I let her in my heart, then she moved out
[Verse 2: Jupiter Jim]
Remember this girl we gonna call Tanya
Something something something hmmhmm drama
Forgot I was her boyfriend, I had to remind her
She was too fine, but she was a two timer
Tried to ignore all the things I heard
Everytime I text, she text back one word
I was like hmm… she busy
I was like hmm… she miss me
Now she got me creeping on her Facebook wall
That shit got a pic in a tank top and drawers
So many comments I thought it was a blog
Worst part of it all was she liked them all
Then she got pissy like something in the snow
I call her babe, then she call me bro
Your girl getting over you, and that’s how you would know
It’s about that time to let her go
Didn’t talk in a week so I thought I got shelved
Your boy got played and I blame myself
Sent her a text like babe I miss you
She replied “Mmm I’m seeing someone else.”
[Hook: Jupiter Jim]
I met her up town
While we was back stage
Man on the side that she tried to downplay
I told her “what’s up?”
She said that she was down
I let her in my heart, then she moved out
[Verse 3: Jupiter Jim]
I remember Tasha
Good when we started
Until I found out she was legally retarded
But it was all good cause you really couldn’t tell
She was dumb as ever, but she still fine as hell
Then I had Monie
Thought she was my baby
Then senior year said she was going to the Navy, Navy
Thouht that was all that I could take
Came back summer break
And found out she was engaged (what?)
Then there’s Amelia
Met her familia
Then we got familiar
Loved her interior
Told me I’m the one
And I never forget her
Came to find out
All my dudes had hit her
Far as girls go, I can’t pick them
Far as the bad ones, I can’t miss them
Half of it’s my fault, I can’t diss them
But for some reason I can’t ditch them
Dang
What the nice guys gonna do now?
All these girls act like dudes now
Oh well
Guess that’s what we get
Instead of thinking with our heart we were thinking with our…
[Hook: Jupiter Jim]
I met her up town
While we was back stage
Man on the side that she tried to downplay
I told her “what’s up?”
She said that she was down
I let her in my heart, then she moved out
[Verse 4: Jupiter Jim]
Ok let's see
How'd I'd forget
The one girl sittin at the top of the list
I mean really hit the plot wit a twist
Like a magic store just a shop full of tricks
I won't say a name but you know you next though
For the love God couldn't let her ex go
I mean she kept him on a leash like Petco
They’d never quit she a always threat though
I can't get over Her
My mind ain’t off it
She had green eyes and she watched The Office
I was falling hard and I could not stop it
But she was telling me don't make this awkward
Ouch
Is this going anywhere huh?
Our love stops in the bed huh?
I mean, you could have been discreet
I read it all in your tweets
I mean damn I’m sitting right here
And she tweeted at him
“sorry babe wish I was there”
And then what had hurt worst was
I guess I had expected this
Got back wit him
Told me she regretted this
[Hook: Jupiter Jim]
I met her up town
While we was back stage
Man on the side that she tried to downplay
I told her “what’s up?”
She said that she was down
I let her in my heart, then she moved out