[CHORUS]
Just want to fix my make-up
Just want to do my hair
But I can’t
And it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[VERSE 1]
Her clothes are so outdated
Her complexion is not too great
But even though she’s kind of nice
She’s just too much to take
So I avoid the bathroom
That’s on the second floor
Because that’s where you’ll find Myrtle
The dead girl who’s such a bore
[CHORUS]
Just want to go in silence
Without a ghostly stare
But I cant
And it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[VERSE 2]
Okay so I’ll admit it
Sometimes she’s not so bad
A friend who is transparent
Is a useful friend to have
I really love to gossip
And Myrtle knows it all
When we want the latest updates
We ask her to peek through walls
[CHORUS]
Just want to fix my make-up
Just want to do my hair
But I can’t
And it’s because
Myrtle’s always there
[Repeat Verses 1 & 2 at the same time two singers]
[CHORUS/ENDING]
Everyone else hates Myrtle
But we say “O Contraire”
She does things we wouldn’t dare
So give that ghost a chance that’s fair
Give your thanks and be aware
That Myrtle’s always there
