So way back long ago
Salazar Slytherin was talking to snakes
And everybody knows
That talking to snakes is as easy as cake
(Easy as cake)
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
And every now and then
I feel it creeping down inside of me
I don’t wanna talk to men
You know it’s snakes I wanna see
‘Cause I’m a Parselmouth
I’m a Parselmouth
I’m a Parselmouth
I’m a Parselmouth
And so is she
Parseltongue is a rarity, it’s cool
When you’re talking to snakes you don’t follow any rules
They slither around and they discuss the weather
Don’t underestimate snakes ’cause they’re so clever
There is one single problem when speaking like a serpent
You wanna talk to everyone but no one wants to listen
All they hear is hissing, they look at you real funny
They ask you what you’re doing, they never understand you
How are we suppose to talk when no one shares our gift?
No one else speaks Parseltongue, our fun you’re all destroying
No one else speaks Parseltongue and that is so annoying
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
When you’re a Parselmouth
