My Girlfriend, My Dumb Doughnut
Went out to a Party Just the Other Night
But 3 Hours Later and 7 Shots of Jäger
She Was in the Bedroom
With Another Guy
And I Don't Really Wanna Know
So Don't Tell Me Anymore
And I Really Don't Wanna Hear
About Her Feet All up in the Air
And Well, I'm Not the One
Who Acted Like a Hoe
Why Must I Be the One
Who Has to Know?
I'm Not the One
Who Messed up Big Time
So Spare Me the Details
If You Don't Mind
Now I Can Understand
Friends Who Wanna Tell Me
Think They're Gonna Help Me
Open up My Eyes
But the Play-by-Play
Makes Me Want to Lose It
Everytime You Do It
Man, It Turns the Knife
And I Don't Really Wanna Know
So Don't Tell Me Anymore
And I Really Don't Wanna Hear
About Her Feet All up in the Air
And Well, I'm Not the One
Who Acted Like a Hoe
Why Must I Be the One
Who Has to Know?
I'm Not the One
Who Messed up Big Time
So Spare Me the Details
If You Don't Mind
Now I Don't Need to Hear
About the Sounds They Were Making
And I Don't Need to Hear
About How Long He Was Taking
Or How the Walls
They Were Shaking
Ooooo-Ooooo-Ooooo-Ooooo-Ooh...
Now Lying in Bed
Wallowing in Sorrow
Missing the Tomorrow
That We Could Have Had
Running Through My Head
Over and Over
Things I Never Told Her
Now Just Make Me Sad
And It Drives Me Insane
Sitting With a Vision
Stuck With That Image
Burned into My Brain
And I Feel So Dumb
That I Could Ever Trust Her
While Someone Else Fucked Her
Then Walked Away
