Hello little deer come home and play
Hello little deer come home and stay
Hello little deer come home and play with me me me me
Hello deer I know this is wrong
Now itís dark and the people have gone
I must try and trick you into getting in the boot of my car car car car
[Evil Laughter]
Put on these corduroy slacks for me
Youíll look better in the shorts Iíve ordered youíll see
Iíll integrate you in my society ty ty ty
Now little deer you're alone with me
Lets hope itís only sexually
I cant get involved with you emotionally ly ly ly
Now that youíre not a little baby deer
Now that youíve grown up brutish and queer
Get into my boot you stinking dirty whore whore whore whore
Get in my boot, in you go, oh yes
[evil laughter]
