Back in the caveman days giant creatures
roamed through the land
But he was a peace-loving ape — killing mammoths,
it weren’t in his plans
Cavewoman rolled her eyes and smirked and put a spear in his hand
Said “Get your hairy as out there right now, and be a man!”
Well Jesus and Mary Magdalene were in the old Holy Land
He said “My dad’s gonna have them sacrifice me like a lamb
And that I gotta let ‘em nail me up, baby, don’t know if I can!”
She said “I got one thing to say to you — Goddammit, be a man!”
Adolph and Eva sat in the bunker — it looked like the end
He says “I can still make a comeback, Baby, yeah, I got a plan”
She just bit down on her poison capsule, put a gun in his hand
She says “You know what to do, Gottenhimmel, ya, be a man!”