This Is a Lovesong for Cigarettes Because I Need Them
Addictions are Better than Mouths to Feed
So I’ll Be the One to Feed them
And the Man Standing in your Living Room
Warned Me Not To Say This
But My Head’s Been Fucked Up
Way too Long to Find it
Within Myself to be Embarrassed
And I Must Admit I Blushed a Bit
At Something So Fucking Hopeless
Though it May of Been the Saddest Thing
That He Had Ever Witnessed
So I’ll Be Sweet to Him
Until He Rots Away
I Will Be Lenient
So Long as it Suits Me
But if He Falls Asleep
He’ll Never Wake Again
I’ve Got this Plastic Bag and I Was Told that It Has the Power to Hush Anything
Especially Men Trapped In Your Living Room
Andy Said
Yesterday Was the Happiest Day He’ll Ever Want to Forget
This Morning Just Got Worse and Worse
And Tomorrow’s Not Even Here Yet
So We Talked On Love and Substances
That Convert the Heart to An Addict
And it Hit Home Quite Perfectly
When He Bummed My Last Cigarette For Me
So I Will Hide From Him
Until He Comes This Way
And I will Kiss His Mouth
with a Ceramic Ashtray
And if that Puts Him Out
He’ll Never Wake Again
It’s About Time that This Young Fella Learned that Love and Addiction Can Conquer Anything
Especially Men Who Discover Me in Their Living Room
