You’re coming to my house
You want to see my pipe
You’d better mend it now
Or you’re just going out
Wo-o-u-o-u
Wo-o-u-o-u-o
You’re coming to my bath
You’re looking at my pan
You’re saying it’s all right
But shit it's blowing down!
Wo-o-u-o-u
Wo-o-u-o-u-o (u-ugh!)
DRUNK PLUMBER!
DRUNK PLUMBER!
You're always looking drunk
You're doing nothing good
Why did you come up here
Do something that you should
Wo-o-u-o-u
Wo-o-u-o-u-o
You're trying to be nice
But I can't stand your face
I'm owner of my bath
Shut up and do your thing!
Wo-o-u-o-u
Wo-o-u-o-u-o (u-ugh!)
DRUNK PLUMBER!
DRUNK PLUMBER!
The water's all around
Shut up and go away!
I can't stand seeing you
Your drunk and ugly face
So now just walk away!
DRUNK PLUMBER!
DRUNK PLUMBER!