This stormy night brought forth
The sounds of sea wolves dying
Our sails were headed north
Their blades and bullets flying
Upon the main deck stood
These b______ pirate fools
Who held us by our throats
And robbed us of our jewels
If only they knew
We were the Dread Crew!
We looked to the skies
And broke through their ties!
We pulled out our daggers
And gouged out their eyes!
They tried to defend
But soon met their end
As into the waters
Did their corpses descend!
We looked out to the west
And saw their flag still flapping
The captain's arms at chest
His swarthy sailor's laughing
Their legion had been killed
But the battle was not won
With swords at hand and pistols filled
The bloodbath had begun!
We jumped and swung from ropes that hung
From aloft we came to board
Our weapons gleamed as our regime
Took on their scurvy horde!
Limbs were thrown
As we slashed through their bones!
We bashed in their skulls
To silence their moans!
Their stomachs we cut!
We're all f___ing nuts!
'Cause we painted the ship
With their blood and their guts!
We fight to be free
For our love of the sea!
Our enemies flee
From our every decree!
We're covered in bees
And you'll have to agree
There's no nastier pirates than we!
The captain was still
Though his crew had been killed!
He spat at our boots
We had yet to be thrilled!
The last mug he drank
As his ship we sank!
With cutlass at spine
He walked the plank!
