Frederick and Edward
Had a baby named Fredward
Frederick and Edward
Loved their gentle son
Frederick was the world's
Only pregnant man
Edward might not have been the one
Frederick and Edward
Had a son named Fredward
Max and Clark
Had a son named Mark
Aldo and Rex
Had a son named Alex
Bob and Ringo
Had a son named Bingo
Zack and Deke
Had a son named Zeke
Bill and Jeff
Had a son named Biff
John and Mason
Had a son named Jason
Karl and Burt
Had a son named Kurt
Reed and Johnny
Had a son named Ronny
Chris and Al
Had a son named Cal
Bill and Kurt
Had a son named Burt
Burt and Robby
Had a son named Bobby
Fred and Bill
Had a son named Phil
Jack and Ronny
Had a son named Johnny
Rich and Andy
Had a son named Randy
Mick and Jack
Had a son named Mac
Hugh and Gordon
Had a son named Hugo
Matt and Rick
Had a son named Mick
Mel and Alvin
Had a son named Melvin
Jack and Bo
Had a son named Joe
Clark and Jasper
Had a son named Casper
Sam and Randy
Had a son named Sandy
George and Harold
Had a son named Gerald
Biff and Chuck
Had a son named Buck
Clark and Ray
Had a son named Clay
Bo and Larry
Had a son named Barry
Ray and Paco
Had a son named Rocco
Ben and Lee
Had a son named Bentley
Rocco and Dusty
Had a son named Rusty
Rusty and Alf
Had a son named Ralph
Burt and Morris
Had a son named Boris
And this baby, his daddy's gone
And this baby, his daddy's gone
And this baby, his daddy's gone
And this baby, his daddy's gone