Джоан весьма умна - ночью и совсем одна
Дома с тест-трубой
Метафизикой занималась, о, о-о-о.
Максвелл Эдисон, стал заправским медиком,
Позвонил ей он:
"Не сходить ли нам и развлечься, Джо-о-оан?"
Лишь стала собираться она,
Как стук в дверь прозвучал...
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком лоб её пробил,
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком казнь ей учинил.
В школе побывал, Максвелл дурака валял,
Учителей он злил.
И за это строго наказан был, о-о-о:
Когда все уйдут, должен был писать он тут
Полста раз подряд
В наказанье "Мне нельзя делать та-а-а-ак".
Когда вернулась учительница к нему,
Он, зло дрожа, напал ....
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком лоб её пробил,
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком казнь ей учинил.
В тридцать первый раз пойман был он - как погряз!
Максвелл обвинён,
Стал давать в суде показанья он, о-о-он.
Роз с Валерией закричали с галерей,
Чтоб отпущен был (Макс отпущен был)
Судья, не согласясь, это отклонил, о-о-о.
Слова слетели лишь с его губ,
Как шорох прозвучал...
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком лоб его пробил,
Банг, банг, Максвелл звонким молотком казнь ему учинил.
Звонким молотком.
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes form behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man Joan is very smart - at night and all alone
At home with a test tube
I was engaged in metaphysics, oh, oh-oh-oh.
Maxwell Edison, became a real physician,
He called her:
"Shouldn't we go and have some fun, Jo-o-oan?"
As soon as she began to gather,
Like a knock on the door sounded ...
Bang, bang, Maxwell punched her forehead with a loud hammer,
Bang, bang, Maxwell executed her with a ringing hammer.
I went to school, Maxwell played the fool,
He made the teachers angry.
And for this he was severely punished, oh-oh-oh:
When everyone is gone, he should have written here
Half a hundred times in a row
As a punishment "I can't do ta-a-a-ak".
When the teacher returned to him,
He, trembling evil, attacked ...
Bang, bang, Maxwell punched her forehead with a loud hammer,
Bang, bang, Maxwell executed her with a ringing hammer.
For the thirty-first time he was caught - how deep he was!
Maxwell is accused
He began to give shows in court, oh-oh-he.
Rose and Valeria screamed from the galleries
To be released (Max was released)
The judge, disagreeing, rejected it, oh-oh-oh.
Words flew only from his lips
How rustle sounded ...
Bang, bang, Maxwell punched his forehead with a ringing hammer,
Bang, bang, Maxwell executed him with a ringing hammer.
A resounding hammer.
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes form behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man | |
