If I won't be able
To hold a good conversation
If I feel - big and ballooning
If I turn up today
If I can't be appreciated
I - won't be 'preciated at all
And if I look red and confusing
Well, I am all of the above
'Cos, I've been
Feeding the witches
Feeding them straw
Feeding the witches
The witches
The witches
Who live next door
You'd think
They'd have no milk, they'd
Have no honey
You'd think
They would prefer - petroleum
You'd think
they'd have rat's eyes
Not like Aunt sally
Yeah - you'd think
They wouldn't smile - just like your mum
Since I've been
Feeding the witches
Feeding them straw
I am
Falling for witches
The witches
Who live next door
They live next door
They live next door
If I start wrong too drunk to continue
And if can't shout
I can't do things I used to
I'll be
Joining the witches
Feeding them straw
I'll be feeding the witches
The witches
Yes I'll be
Joining the witches
Feeding them straw, I'll be
Joining the witches
The witches who live next door
