You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you
You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you
sell me your soul, i'll give my soul to you
and after a while, we can learn how to smile again
You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you
and if you want me to be morbidly obese
i'll eat until i'm morbidly obese
and if you want me to be thin
i'll eat nothing
if there's anything about me you want to change
i'll be waiting like an airfix model
waiting for your loving arms to show me
what i need to be to be a friend
You be a friend, i'll tell you everything
you kill a man, and i'll help you dispose of him
and if the police come around, we'll both forget everything
you be a friend, you can tell me what songs to sing
and if you want me to be something I detest
I'll be something I detest
and f you want me to just go like the rest
I don't care
f there's anything about me you want to change
i'll be waiting like an airfix model
waiting for your loving arms to show me
what i need to be to be a friend
