Superman:
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
Batman:
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night
You're such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man!
Superman:
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Batman:
(Spoken) Wait, what?
Superman:
Behind the cape and the cowl
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I'm gonna kick your ass
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Superman:
I'm taking you down
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Superman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!
Batman:
I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a bro
Superman:
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable
Batman:
You're only jealous man
Superman:
(Spoken) Ah, yeah
Batman:
It's so obvious, so clear
Superman:
Me with a sidekick?
Come on...
Batman:
I've got one for you right here!
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Superman:
I'm gonna kick your ass
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I'm taking you down
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Superman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!
All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!
Batman:
You look cool in your tights
Superman:
(Spoken) Thanks
Batman:
For an alien dick
Superman:
(Spoken) What?
Batman:
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick
Superman:
(Spoken) Fuck you!
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Superman:
I'm gonna kick your ass
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I'm taking you in
Chorus:
Fuck you!
Batman:
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!
Chorus:
Fuck you!
