When the downtime’s long
and the news from the forums looks all wrong
and the patch notes talk of nerfs to your champ
hang on
Don’t let yourself QQ
’cause everybody cries
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes
sometimes balance is all wrong
now it’s time to sing along
When your epic E is gone
and you feel like buying Ashe
and you think you’ve had too much of Malzahar
hang on
Everyone gets nerfed
take comfort in your skill
everyone gets nerfed
Don’t whine on the official forums
ooooooooh no
Or if you do, at least whine in an amusing rap battle
When you feel like you’re alone
five hundred guys who play Fiddle say you’re not alone
When your nukes are gone
and the cooldown on your ulti seems too long
and you think you’ve had too much Endless Rage
to hang on
Everyone gets nerfed
sometimes everybody whines
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes
everyone gets nerfed
sometimes
so hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
nerf Vlad that son of a b..
hold on
hold on
everyone gets nerfed
