I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load
Or throw a wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog shit down
'Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
Keep on skankin' ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna watch no porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
And I ain't even got to listen
To all the stupid shit you got to say
I don't wanna do a god damn thing
'Cause I ain't gonna leave my bed today
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today
Keep on skankin' ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about OJ
No, I don't want to get a head rush
'Cause I aint even gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint got to leave my bed
No, no, no way, no way
Keep on skankin' ronnie
Skank the night away
But the time is coming
For us all to pay (pay)
