Дамы и господа, Джон Маучери и "Филармонический оркестр Западного Побережья" совместно с хором Лос-Анжелеской Лайт Опера и артистами Студии 60.
Мы станем лучшим образцом
современного телешоу
Каждый раз, оказываясь в этой величественной
и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся на старт, несмотря на то,
что забег длится уже 20 лет,
И поэтому, мы надеемся, что вам плевать на кокаин,
с которым застукали нашего продюсера.
Они надеются, что вам плевать на кокаин с которым застукали
их продюсера...
Они надеются, что вам плевать на барханы кокаина, с которым застукали их продюсера...
Да, трудно быть артистом, когда
ты связан по рукам и ногам,
Обед таит опасность, если
кусать руку, которая тебя кормит
и, все-таки, каждый раз, оказываясь в этой
величественной и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся лучшим образцом
современного телешоу
и, все-таки, каждый раз, оказываясь в этой
величественной и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся лучшим образцом
современного телешоу
Я истинно верующая Христианка,
меня крестили в 11 лет,
Я вознесусь на небеса, в отличии от всех этих
либералов, геев и евреев.
И если вас унижают и оскорбляют
наши грязные шутки,
То, возможно, интеллигенция
получает от этого удовольствие.
Возможно, интеллигенция
получает от этого удовольствие.
Возможно, интеллигенция
получает от этого удовольствие.
Возможно, проститутки
получают от этого удовольствие.
Это не одно и тоже.
Возможно, словоблуды
получают от этого удовольствие.
И пока мы тщательно изучаем
евангельские предания,
корпорации продолжают без смущения
колотить свои бабки.
И, все-таки, каждый раз, оказываясь в этой
величественной и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся лучшим образцом
современного телешоу
И, все-таки, каждый раз, оказываясь в этой
величественной и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся лучшим образцом
современного телешоу
И, все-таки, каждый раз, оказываясь в этой
величественной и знаменитой студии,
Мы становимся лучшим образцом
современного телешоу!
В прямом эфире Студия 60 на Сансет Стрип. Это вечер пятницы в Голливуде!
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show
Each time that we walk into this august and famous studio.
We're starting out from scratch after our run of 20 years—And so
We hope that you don't mind that our producer was caught doing blow.
[Chorus]
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing blow.
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing blow.
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing lots of blow.
Yes, it's hard to be a player when at heart you've always had a hunch
To bite the hand that feeds you is a scary way of doing lunch
But still—when we walk into this august and famous studio
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
[Chorus]
But still when they walk into this august and famous studio
They'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
I am a Christian, tried and true, baptized at age 11, so,
Unlike the liberals, gays and Jews, I'm going straight to heaven. But
If you feel you've been cheated and our sordid content lets you down
We'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
[Chorus]
They'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
They'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
They'll happily do the favor of a hundred dollar hooker's reacharound.
Harriet: That wasn't the same thing we said!
They'll happily do the favor of a verbal euphemistic reacharound.
We know that Evangelicals are lining up to tag our toe
And then the corporations will not hesitate to pull their dough
But still—when we walk into this august and famous studio
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
[Chorus]
But still when they walk i Ladies and gentlemen, John Mauchery and the West Coast Philharmonic Orchestra in collaboration with the Los Angeles Light Opera Choir and Studio 60 artists.
We will become the best example
modern TV show
Every time you find yourself in this majestic
and the famous studio,
We stand at the start, despite the fact
that the race has been going on for 20 years,
And so we hope you don't care about cocaine
with whom our producer was caught.
They hope you don't care what cocaine got caught with
their producer ...
They hope that you do not care about the dunes of cocaine with which they caught their producer ...
Yes, it's hard to be an artist when
you are bound hand and foot,
Lunch is dangerous if
bite the hand that feeds you
and, nevertheless, every time, finding himself in this
a magnificent and famous studio,
We become the best example
modern TV show
and, nevertheless, every time, finding himself in this
a magnificent and famous studio,
We become the best example
modern TV show
I'm a true Christian believer
I was baptized at 11,
I will ascend to heaven, unlike all these
liberals, gays and Jews.
And if you are humiliated and insulted
our dirty jokes
Maybe the intelligentsia
enjoys it.
Perhaps the intelligentsia
enjoys it.
Perhaps the intelligentsia
enjoys it.
Possibly prostitutes
enjoy it.
They are not the same thing.
Possibly verbiage
enjoy it.
And while we carefully study
evangelical traditions,
corporations continue without embarrassment
pound your dough.
And yet, every time you find yourself in this
a magnificent and famous studio,
We become the best example
modern TV show
And yet, every time you find yourself in this
a magnificent and famous studio,
We become the best example
modern TV show
And yet, every time you find yourself in this
a magnificent and famous studio,
We become the best example
modern TV show!
Live Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It's Friday night in Hollywood!
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show
Each time that we walk into this august and famous studio.
We're starting out from scratch after our run of 20 years — And so
We hope that you don't mind that our producer was caught doing blow.
[Chorus]
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing blow.
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing blow.
We hope that you don't mind that their producer was caught doing lots of blow.
Yes, it's hard to be a player when at heart you've always had a hunch
To bite the hand that feeds you is a scary way of doing lunch
But still — when we walk into this august and famous studio
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
[Chorus]
But still when they walk into this august and famous studio
They'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
I am a Christian, tried and true, baptized at age 11, so,
Unlike the liberals, gays and Jews, I'm going straight to heaven. But
If you feel you've been cheated and our sordid content lets you down
We'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
[Chorus]
They'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
They'll happily do the favor of an intellectual reacharound.
They'll happily do the favor of a hundred dollar hooker's reacharound.
Harriet: That wasn't the same thing we said!
They'll happily do the favor of a verbal euphemistic reacharound.
We know that Evangelicals are lining up to tag our toe
And then the corporations will not hesitate to pull their dough
But still — when we walk into this august and famous studio
We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show.
[Chorus]
But still when they walk i | |
