Gonna sit around and watch some preseason games
Be a couple more months til you get laid
Oh yeah it's time for fantasy football
Got your draft all done and your roster filled
Gonna load it up with buffalo bills
Watching 8 games no time for work
Check the injury list to see who's hurt
Tracking the scores with real time stats
Adding points per carry and points per catch
Feeling real sick you start to sweat
Realize your best guy's on the bench
Wife moved out and took the kids
Well at least that's what you think she did
Don't give a damn about making whoopee getting it on or some hoochie coochie
There's no time for that
Gotta pick up a quarterback
Gotta trade for a running back
And when you see you're losing by a couple of points
You stand and scream at the screen give it to my boy
Don't care at all which team wins
Yeah you just wanna score
A couple garbage tds
That's what fantasy's for
End of the year you did real great
Made the playoffs again and you got paid
Got a couple long months of nothing ahead
No reason to live just stay in bed
Until it's time for fantasy football
