SpongeBuck: Who’s there for you when you are sad and down?
(Idiot Friends)
Patrick: Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
(Idiot Friends)
SpongeBuck: Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?
Patrick: Idiot friends, Idiot friends,
Both: Idiot friends!
Patrick: Da da da da, do da do da do,
Both: Idiot friends!
Patrick: Da da da da, de, doo da da,
Both: Idiot friends!
Patrick: Dee da da, doo-doo-doo, doh-doh!
Patrick: You know, SpongeBook,
All we’ve been a-doin’ is saying about what I’ve done for you,
Well, what have you done for me?
SpongeBuck: Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Patrick: Thanks buddy! Only an idiot would do that!
SpongeBook: Let’s bring it home, idiot friend!
Patrick: Okay!
SpongeBuck: Who lets you ride on his coffin?
Patrick: Who slaps you hard so often?
SpongeBuck: What do you and me have in common?
Both: We’re idiot friends!
