johnny got shot through the grease
drove his wheels through guarantee
walked about with a monkey on his back
torn pages of a coward's almanac
he got stuck between y-z
first letters of his own alphabet
everythin' is cut and dry
the rooster crowes 3 times
as he turns and goes
the rooster crowes 3 times
a wise man told him about a song
first he had to blow the dust from his tongue
and johnny said
can not see the mess i'm in
can't seem to plug my organ in chorus
wished i had a bad, bad memory
for all my so-called friends to see
so keep on readin' between the lines
a frogue's tongue freakin' at a jar of flies
if we never meet again
it's too soon
so let's not pretend