Cleaning the house is my
idea of pleasure.
I get a thrill when
I polish the windows.
I get on my knees
and scrub for enjoyment.
Cleaning the toilet
is oh so relaxing.
I spend my evenings
washing my body.
Roll on deodorants
are my way to get high.
My hair is so natural
It's washed every hour.
Carbolic soap for .
a feeling of power
I had a family
but they were so dirty.
so i sat them down and
i made them drink bleach.
Now they're all clean and
don't make a mess, they
lie in a tank of
fab disinfectant