Cheer up, Hamlet,
Chin up, Hamlet,
Buck up you melancholy Dane.
So your uncle is a cad
Who murdered Dad and married Mum,
That's really no excuse to be as glum as you've become.
So wise up, Hamlet,
Rise up, Hamlet,
Buck up and sing the new refrain!
Your incessant monologizing fills the castle with ennui
Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see,
And by the way you sulky brat, the answer is To Be!
You're driving poor Ophelia insane!
So shut up! You rogue and peasant,
Grow up! It's most unpleasant!
Cheer up you melancholy Dane.