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Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die
Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die...
