This is the story about good old times
When good music was still in mainstream
When hair metal bands were considered as sellouts
And thrash metal was still in underground
Somewhere in the suburbs of LA
There were two guys that could not get along
One of them was a Metallica fan
And the other one liked Megadeth more
Chorus 1:
These two dudes, they're like rivals
They can not get along with each other
One will praise what other hates
This eternal fight is their fate (x2)
First one says "Dave can not sing"
The other one says that Lars can't play drums
"Mustaine was kicked out of Metallica"
"No, Mustaine kicked Metallica out of him"
Two dudes have been arguing for a long time
It seems that it will never end
It's like they are staring at each other
From the opposite sides of the canyon
Chorus 2:
These two dudes, they're like rivals
They can not get along with each other
One will praise what other hates
This eternal fight is their fate
But they know this fight is meaningless
Because down this canyon lie
Pop music. Rap music
All the worst music in the world
And they know that they are their real enemies
