You would make a great bathtub
I feel cleaner when I've spent all day in you
In you, when I've spent all day in you
You would make a great washcloth
I feel nicer when I've wiped all over with you
With you, when I've wiped all over with you
Hours later I sniff my skin
I find traces of you all over me
All over me, I find traces of you all over me
Hours later I'd hum your tune
Number one in the Hot 100 with me
In the country, number one in the whole country
You could use someone who writes you songs
Someone to build up your image publicly
Someone like me, someone who writes good songs like me
You could be a household word
Creeping into the private parts of the country
Secretly, we could run the whole world you and me
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Music & Lyrics © 1975 Sarah Kernochan