hello and welcome to inconclusive arguments
in today's conference we have a psychologist,
a guru, an athlete, a freak, a scientist,
a dictator, an anarchist, a mass murderer,
a composer, a human vegetable, and a complete outsider.
let's open the discussion with you,
er huh what gives?
that look of revelation on the athelete's face
the complete outsider is the centre of attention
just what is the human vegetable
doing to the psychologist,
the freak is eating the mass murderer,
o my god terrifying vistas of reality
and our position therein are being opened up to us all,
this is the worst thing that's happened to mankind
and in the studio they've opted
for a new dark age
but your commentator has gone stark staring mad.
