Therapy sessions since the age of seven -
a familiar disfunction.
Only 21 going on 11,
when his loving arms became a truncheon.
Well she can act cute or she can act coy - the tantrums turn up uninvited;
she's playing with needles 'cos she's bored of her toys -
oh it's so hard to get excited.
Misunderstood and overfed
on mummy's pills and daddy's bread -
Los Angelenos from hell,
you're doing very well.
A telephone voice that keeps us all sweet,
but there's always a call that's waiting.
She's pulling faces across the room as she speaks,
as if it's all so irritating.
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Bubblegum for brains, she's getting
silicone chest pains
but she don't look quite so young
after all that holidaying in the sun.
You just need an agent to make you a star -
you know that the awards are waiting.
Behind tinted windows of American cars,
you'll make interesting conversation.