Текст песни ReptileLegit - T-Series Diss Track Minecraft Parody

Oak or acacia
Whichever will it be?
Sit the frick down T-Series
I'm here to punch that jungle tree

You tryna dethrone my spot of miner one
But you dig down, you lose
So best think you haven't won

When I'm through with you
I will steal all your diamonds in your mine
I'm worse than Herobrine
I /kick you
Look, you went offline!

So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some llama?
Here, I'll TP you to a witch savanna

[Chorus]
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothing in a witch savanna
Witch savanna, witch savanna
Look at T-Series, they got an outdated Java

Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothing in a witch savanna
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series just fell down in a pool of lava

[Verse 2]
So, who the hell is Notch and why you wanna kiss him? (eww)
I'm a pro diamond miner while you're just smelting iron (oof)
You only got 2 pigs and you're dying of starvation, while
I got stacks of gold with which I built my Minecraft station (oops)

"Please no griefing?" What the frick is that even supposed to mean?
The most valuable items in your chest are a few cocoa beans
No Stevey, yes Stevey, I hope you can bake
Harvest all this sugar and let's craft a frickin' cake inside the

[Chorus]
Witch savanna, witch savanna
Look at T-Series, they got an outdated Java!
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothing in a witch savanna

Witch savanna, witch Savanna
T-Series just fell down in a pool of lava!
Witch savanna, witch savanna
T-Series ain't nothing in a witch savanna

[Outro]
You got a population of one billion plus Indians, but
You ain't got no diamond picks, can't even mine obsidian

(Noobies)