We all get up at the same hour
We all go to bed at the same hour
We like driving in the same car
When we go out, we like the same bars
But I can't stand you
When there's no bus, we walk the same distance
When there's a fight, we put up the same resistance
When we get drunk we like to drink same wine
And when we get high, we like to share the same line
But I can't stand you
We all get up at the same hour
We all go to bed at the same hour
We get all our clothes from the same places
We like to smile at the same faces
But I can't stand you
We both listen to the same music
We both measure distance in the same units
We both get excited by the same women
We all keep away from the same women
But I can't stand you
We set our washing machines to the same spin
We like to mix our juice with gin
We got the same taste in interior decoration
We both have the same feeling of alienation
But I can't stand you
We buy all our pizza from the same hut
We both look in envy of what we haven't got
We turn up our jeans in the same style
When we're confused we have the same stupid smile
But I can't stand you
Look in the mirror we see the same reflections
We're both pretty moral with the same exceptions
When we're in a rush oh, we tear down peoples shoes
When we get drunk we have the same blues
But I can't stand you
One more time,
But you know, I'll be true to you
