Come on now, good kiddies,
Your daddy's come back
I'll tell you a story
Which you'd not forget.
One day boss has told me
That I lost my job
I said "Fuck you asshole"
With my angry mob!
So being sad and angry
I went to the pub
And drank bunch of beer
With my old comrade
We went then to factory
To union for help
They said "ok fellow"
And promised to do well.
When I saw my boss' office
I thought it would be right
To find the old fucker
And make a decent fight
While we were drinking whiskey
My former boss arrived
He asked to tell the barman
That these guys best to fight
He came to us with confess
That I was a hard nut
He said I got promotion
Because of Union-yard!
And now my good listeners
We're coming to an end
If you enjoy your Union
Then you're a good-work lad!