(Goin' Down To South Park)
Les Claypool: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Stan, Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Les: Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind...
Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting, 'Howdy, neighbor!'
Les: Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
Kenny: [mumbles]
Les: Come on down to South Park town and meet some friends of mine
Что касается того, что бормочет Кенни, то вот полуофициальный вариант:
В первом и втором сезонах он бормотал I like women with big vaginas. I'm also a fan of big, fat titties.
С третьего по шестой сезоны он бормотал I've got a ten inch penis. Use your mouth if you want to clean it.
Начиная с седьмого сезона он бормочет Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.