I wrote this love song for you
Cause I had nothing better to do
I'd like to chase away your fears
But then we most likely share the same fears
And it wouldn't be practical now
No It isn't very practical now
I'd pick the stars for you
No wait, no one can do that
I'd take you out to dinner
But then we'll split the bill in two
Cause I'm on a tight budget now
And we have to be practical now
And when you're sick and down
I'll be the one to pick you up
From the hospital
Cause you might be spreading a virus
And we have to be practical now
We have to be practical
I'd take a bullet for you
Only if it is a flesh wound
I,d swim the seven seas
Only if they're really tiny seas
And if you want loving
I'll give you all i got
And that's three minutes tops
And when you're old and saggy
I might look at perkier boobs
But girl know one thing
You are the only one for me
Cause you're utterly impractical now
You're my impractical, impractical, impractical
Yoy're my impractical girl
Yoy're my impractical girl
