Bearded Jacky was the captain and had plundered lots of ships
But now he sits in the tavern covered with some dirty shit
He was heading bloody pirates who were brutal crazy crew
Now to drink beer in a pub’s the only thing that he can do
CHORUS
We tell you the sad story of poor Captain Jack
He had the time of glory, they won’t ever come back
Jack was a real bastard, had a pile of girls a day
No one even could imagine it would all be blown away
Jack met girl and found her pretty, liked her eyes and her big tits
Promised that he would protect her from the all annoying nits
Overnight Jack spent with her, showing that he wasn’t bad
In the morning cap was stunned – monkey’s lying in his bed!
Jack has lost his high position, can’t be captain anymore
Everybody laugh at him, even foolish ugly whore
The idea of this story’s simple as the wooden plank
Don’t seek women after whiskey if you’re really fucking drunk!