There was a tailor had a mouse
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They lived together in one house
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The tailor thought his mouse was ill
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He gave him part of a blue pill
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The tailor thought his mouse would die
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He baked him in an apple pie
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The pie was cut, the mouse jumped out
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The tailor chased him all about
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The tailor thought his mouse was dead
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So he caught another one instead
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The tailor really loved his mice
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He let them sleep on a bed of rice
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the town of Ramsey
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over the knee
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The tailor chased them 'cross the bay
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He chased them to this very day
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the lab of ACME
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Pinky and the Brain
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Tailor Tumpkin
In the lab of ACME
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Pinky and the Brain
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