Awwww shit!
Guess who's back
I put a hamster in a sock
And slammed him against the furniture
The only bones that broke was my dicks
I can't help beeing mushy
Because i love pussy
I play with more balls
Than the Knicks
They call me Michael Vick
Because after a hot summers day
I like to come back to my house
And break my dogs neck
I get more pussy than animal control
I keep it real hot
Like the spices in my asshole
Roses are red and violets are blue
Can i see your pussy?
I shot a boy yesterday
But i was in Florida
So it was ok (AMERICA)
What do you call a girl with no legs
Disabled
Santa's brother is here
In your area
Causes mass hysteria