Singing, with a mischevous grin
Staring, she drew me in with her eyes and held me there with her
Everybody in the cafe laughed
But I got bad news when I got back
"Good job, dude", Anandi said
"You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"
Now I'm in deep shit, I said
I had a bag over my head,
Bleach in my hair
But I pulled in down a little lower
Crazy horse is the meanest of the mean
The leader of the lowest of the low
St. Paul skins with a bullet hole in his head
And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend
Anandi grabbed a napkin
She drew a diagram
With red lipstick
This is how you'll look
When he gets through
You never should have come
In the first place
And now the boot boys
Are gonna rearrange your face
"I tried to warn you", she said
"But now you're going back to kiss her again"