In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She stowed 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She skated 'round in Scarborough
In a village in old east end, sir
She met a fellow who made her real
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir
Met his dad at the wedding meal
In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came an terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She stowed 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She stowed 'round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She stowed 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She stowed 'round in Scarborough
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
Walthamstow, Scarborough
