Meowrice
When preacher can’t preach you
And teacher can’t teach you
When angels can’t reach you
Mellow Men
The money cat can
Meowrice
We give social status
To countrified tomatoes
Mellow Men
If you want kicks
And class and clothes
Money cat knows where the money tree grows
Meowrice
Beauticians will sleek you
Mellow Men
Fashion cats chic you
Aristocrats seek you
Man
Man
Man
Man
Man
Man
Meowrice
And should that dream of glory
Be part of your plan
Mellow Men
If anyone can help you
The money cat can
Money cat knows where the money tree grows
Mingle with the right folk
Meet the bottle poppers
Rub elbow with the elite
And the big name-droppers
If you got your heart set
On moochin’ with the smart set
Meowrice
Money cat knows
Where the money tree grows
Mellow Men
Get your picture painted
On the magazine cover
You can have a palace
With the world your lover
Money cat can buy up
Anyone who’s high up
Mellow Men and Meowrice
We’ve got dicks and politics and law
In the palm of our paw
The gendarmes may nail you
The lawyers may bail you
The judges may jail you
Man
Meowrice
So why be a flopola
With egg on your pan
Mellow Men
If anyone can save you,
The money cat can
