Monkey pipis 'cause it's able
Hetfield sings: "I am the table''
Hedgehog's running through the flame
Power socket must obey
Eat a tube of super glue
And don't ask what should you do
Moose was dressing like a deer
Bears don't like to eat some pears
Telebanda(x4)
Monkey ate the shit on table
Hetfield pukes across the April
Hedgehog says him: " Such a shame"
Power socket lost its game
What does this red button do?
And don't eat the pirates' crew
Moose has drunk a lot of beer
Bears still don't like eating pears
Telebanda(x4)
Monkey sings the russian anthem
Hetfield thinks that table hates him
Hedgehog ran out from police
Power socket came to Greece
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at the grizzly bear
Moose is actually a fork
Bears don't like to be poked
Telebanda(x4)
We don't use drugs
And we didn't smoke
This idea came to one of us
'Cause we are strong
And he used drugs
Telebanda(x4)
But actually he didn't
