NC: One big song
Big enough that we leave them on
But not so big that we blow our wad
Let's rock the viewers to the core but leave them longing for one more
Big loud song...
Paw/Elisa: (holding hands) My foolish heart is yours to take
Though I know zero things about you
Todd: (sitting at the desk in his hotel room) PLATYPUS BUNNAAAAY!
Paw/Elisa: Let's take a short commercial break
I couldn't bear the wait without you
(Paw kisses Elisa's nose)
Kyle: (adjusting his collar in the mirror) Time to show off my great voice
Todd: It had 12 nipples and breathed fire
Kyle: La-la-la-la-yo-de-lay-hee-hooooo
Todd: It had the voice of James Earl Jones
Linkara: (in front of the dark backdrop) Maybe I'll be in this part
Kyle: Linkara can't be in this part
Linkara: Seriously?!
That SciFi Guy: (re-enters the frame) Grabbing my charger...
Linkara: (shoves him aside) I WILL END YOU!
Malcolm/Rachel: The song
Elisa: My e-mail...
All: It's on
Elisa: fangs...
All: Let's end
Elisa: forthememories...
All: Act one!
Elisa: @vampire.com.
Todd: PLATYPUS BUNNAAAAY!
Floss: Where's the Critic? I don't get it
Where in God's name did they go?
(inset of Malcolm and Rachel doing the robot)
Got my Ph.D. so quickly
Though I got it from Russell Crowe
NC: (appears at the bottom of the shot) We don't need any more help with this review
I got it covered with my current crew
All: One big song
NC: So kick your seat back and have a couple beers
All: One big song
NC: Watch this commercial with our voices ringing in your ears
Singing this!
All: One song big...big song one...one big sooooooooooong!
(cut to black; a platypus bunny appears at the bottom)
Platypus Bunny: One big song
(commercial break)
