Who got fat
Who got rich
Who was a loser
Who was a bitch
Who was a washout
Who turned gay
Who's that wearin' the cheap-ass toupe
Who's in the fancy designer pants
Who got the big fake booby implats
Who looks good in their rental tuxedo
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos
We're having fun (we're having fun)
At the high school reunion
Each and everyone (each and everyone)
At the high school reunion
Why don't you come
To the high school reunion (high school reunion)
Who got the kids
Who got the divorce
Who's got a date with a face like a horse
Who's in the papers
Who's in the show
Who's in the jail for dealing the blow
Who graduated from the ivy league school
Who tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool
You sure look pretty, its been so long
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom
We're having fun (we're having fun)
At the high school reunion
Each and everyone (each and everyone)
At the high school reunion
Why don't you come
To the high school reunion (high school reunion)
High school reunion
Who passed out drunk (who passed out drunk)
At the high school reunion (high school reunion)
Who's bf's gone (who's bf's gone)
At the high school reunion (high school reunion)
Who's gonna throw up (who's gonna throw up)
At the high school reunion (high school reunion)
High school reunion
High school reunion
High school reunion