You cow!
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
Fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic
I know what I want
Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore
New boobs! Jugs! (Repeated)
Kno-kno-kno-kno-knockers! Wa-wa-wa-wazoos! Ya-ya-balloons! (Repeated)
My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you
Ya-ya Wazoo-ooo-ooo-oo-ooooo-oo-oos!
