Текст песни Mupoxa - Простоквашино с точки зрения науки

In the village of Buttermilk
As the plague all mowed down without looking ,
Since there settled crazy
Bespredelschik nicknamed " Uncle ."

Underage maniac zoophyte
Impose its laws in the village ,
All neighbors in the little wood buried ,
Leaving only the postman to communicate .

When it is necessary for someone to sew - a cat ,
And the dog with the barrel from the cradle .
If Pechkin cops suddenly infu merge ,
To report immediately Galchonok snitch .

And certainly most curious question
It takes all over again :
After all, in a village not a single bull ,
So who knock up a cow ?