You wear fucking Crocs
When I see that your band's name is vowelless
I imagine you wearing Crocs, that's so funny
Tons of shirts and your shaved temples
Make you look like a pissed girl
Now become a DJ
Get a shitload of friends
You're cooler than CJ
Wearing these slim-fit pants
Now get fucked
Start another shitty band
Give it a name
Only using consonants
This will attract bitches like you
Community swallows your goofy ideas
Everyone has already seen this before
The shittiest shit has just happened again
No original shit has
Been born in your stupid head
Nothing more left to
Surprise me, predictable trendy useless routine