Текст песни Molestial Guards - Любовь стража

I want to tell you one story,
If you want, I do not believe it, but I'm not lying to you.
The history of the service, and the service of love
You sit down come on, listen to me, you're not Tom
Once both the guard
Sullen and armor
I fell in love with the princess after all,
Yes, yes, on the throne,
All the while he yearned and suffered for it,
I do not eat it and did not sleep
All the time for the princess walked, walked watched
And once the trap hoof Ugadi.
Armor rumbling, rattling sdeshnih birds.
Terrible because blushing, I fell down in front of her.
Excuse me, O princess! There is only my fault!
I beg punishment fulfill the full!
And a modest smile, was his answer
Princess turned and went the whole world ... ..
The cries and groans of the night walking,
In the morning, the guard is not returned to service ....
The moral of this story is banal and prostatitis
Princess loves the horn
And not always in the mouth.